Rowling, It's Time to Shut Your Damn Mouth...

Because she just doesn't know when to stop...

Quoted from here and in answer to who Draco Malfoy marries:

"Astoria Greengrass, younger sister of the Greengrass family. We meet Daphne Greengrass, part of Pansy Parkinson's Slytherin posse, in Book V when Hermione takes her O.W.L.s. Neville marries Hannah Abbott, who becomes the owner of The Leaky Cauldron. 'I do have it all worked out in my mind because I couldn't stop myself doing that.'"


You know, I'm about to say something very unkind:

Rowling, you goddamn untalented hack. Shut up.

That is all. >:(

In Response to the Newly-Spawned Draco/Astoria Ship...

[Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com] and I decided that this horrible turn of events required a Draco/Pansy crack!drabble, so here it is. Hopefully, hers will be up soon as well. *Hint, hint* ;)

It's kind of sad that it took J.K. Rowling attempting to sink my OTP with her bejeweled quill to make me write them again, even if it is just a drabble. :/

*Snuggles D/P* Always and forever, baby. Always and forever.