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Lani and I were just rejected as blood donors. I don't know how to feel about that.

And why were we rejected? Was it because we had recently had sex with a man who had recently had sex with another man? Was it because we had shared drug needles with someone from Africa? Was it because we had recently had sex for money?

No.

It was our blood pulses. Too high.

So... It's clear that the blood-takers are fatists, and we were rejected because of our weight. But whatever, man! I wanted to save little Timmy, but I guess little Timmy is too freaking good for my blood, damn him. Whatever! I'll just keep my blood, thanks.

We've created a facebook support group for rejected blood donors in order to cope with this rejection.

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Date: 2005-04-25 11:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] graycloud.livejournal.com
What do you want to give blood for anyway you crazy!!

LOL!! I love how you created a new term of predjudice for the dramatization of your story. Fatist...*giggles* I'm going to have to start saying that now.

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Date: 2005-04-25 11:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] starvinbohemian.livejournal.com
Frankly, fattism is the only excuse for what happened to us. High blood pressure... Bah! Screw you, little Timmy!

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Date: 2005-04-26 04:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] graycloud.livejournal.com
Aw! I'm sure little Timmy would want your blood! I'll bet he's cursing the peron who rejected you too!

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Date: 2005-04-26 05:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] starvinbohemian.livejournal.com
BAH! Freaking fickle, fatist, elitist Timmy! Thinks he's too good or too skinny for my blood! FINE! I need my blood, anyway!

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