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starvinbohemian) wrote2007-05-05 07:51 pm
starvinbohemian) wrote2007-05-05 07:51 pm
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Spiderman 3...
*Deep breath*
Okay...
Let's sum up what happens to my darling Harry the Hobgoblin:
Angry!-RAWR!-OUCH!-Brain-damage!-Happy!-Tee-hee!-Kissy-face!-Scar-face!-Redeemed!-Dead!
Still wouldn't push Harry out of bed for anything in the world, but NOBODY TOUCHES THE FRANCO'S FACE! Do you hear me, Raimi? Do you? That face is a masterpiece up there with the art they have in the Louvre. Nobody gets to mess with it!
Even the double-team fighting at the end doesn't count as a highlight, because I've seen it before. I know I keep comparing everything to Riku/Sora in Kingdom Hearts, but the double-team fight was the exact same fight as when Riku and Sora take on Xemnas at the end of KH2. From the emotional stand-points of the characters to the same MOVES. The take-my-hand-and-SWING move especially. I'm not accusing Raimi of stealing it, because that would be ridiculous. Just saying that the comparison ruined it for me.
All Harry abominations aside, I fucking hate you, Sam Raimi. And I loves me ALL the Raimis. But not you right now. Not... you. Ted is officially the favorite. Xena does not make up for this thing. You borrowed the chimp that wrote the last three Star Wars films from George Lucas, and he clearly brought along his retarded cousin to edit this for you. Why?
We left the theater in a daze, unable to fully comprehend how bad this movie was. I kid you not. If you have not seen this movie yet and can help yourself, then DON'T!!!!!! It's like they tried to make several different movies (one being a MUSICAL) and couldn't decide which one to go with. So, they went with ALL of them! Yay! Except not, because they ALL sucked.
I'm not even going into the Connor Oberst impersonation Tobey McGuire was doing this time around, or the emo crying, or strangely-always-present-anorexic-chick, or Bryce Dallas Howard (still ugly in a blonde wig) as Gwen Stacey, or the new heights of McGuire AWKWARDNESS achieved over the two-and-a-half hours, or... *Sigh* You get my point. I have to go scrub out my brain now. HARD.
Okay...
Let's sum up what happens to my darling Harry the Hobgoblin:
Angry!-RAWR!-OUCH!-Brain-damage!-Happy!-Tee-hee!-Kissy-face!-Scar-face!-Redeemed!-Dead!
Still wouldn't push Harry out of bed for anything in the world, but NOBODY TOUCHES THE FRANCO'S FACE! Do you hear me, Raimi? Do you? That face is a masterpiece up there with the art they have in the Louvre. Nobody gets to mess with it!
Even the double-team fighting at the end doesn't count as a highlight, because I've seen it before. I know I keep comparing everything to Riku/Sora in Kingdom Hearts, but the double-team fight was the exact same fight as when Riku and Sora take on Xemnas at the end of KH2. From the emotional stand-points of the characters to the same MOVES. The take-my-hand-and-SWING move especially. I'm not accusing Raimi of stealing it, because that would be ridiculous. Just saying that the comparison ruined it for me.
All Harry abominations aside, I fucking hate you, Sam Raimi. And I loves me ALL the Raimis. But not you right now. Not... you. Ted is officially the favorite. Xena does not make up for this thing. You borrowed the chimp that wrote the last three Star Wars films from George Lucas, and he clearly brought along his retarded cousin to edit this for you. Why?
We left the theater in a daze, unable to fully comprehend how bad this movie was. I kid you not. If you have not seen this movie yet and can help yourself, then DON'T!!!!!! It's like they tried to make several different movies (one being a MUSICAL) and couldn't decide which one to go with. So, they went with ALL of them! Yay! Except not, because they ALL sucked.
I'm not even going into the Connor Oberst impersonation Tobey McGuire was doing this time around, or the emo crying, or strangely-always-present-anorexic-chick, or Bryce Dallas Howard (still ugly in a blonde wig) as Gwen Stacey, or the new heights of McGuire AWKWARDNESS achieved over the two-and-a-half hours, or... *Sigh* You get my point. I have to go scrub out my brain now. HARD.
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JUST. CRY.
But of course they were going to team up. I was sitting there predicting the end of the movie to my friend sitting next to me. At first I thought that he and Harry were going to duke it out at the end, but I guess Harry's random butler had to disclose some information that I don't think we knew about...
I mean, I always leave a movie theater saying, "Wow, that was amazing!" and then somehow in the next few days I realize that it wasn't so great after all, which is the case here.
SPIDEY =/= EMO. JUST. NO. He even had eyeliner on! *cries*
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I don't understand why the butler never disclosed this information before, like, when Harry was obviously sinking into a revenge spiral during S2. It would have been kinda helpful. Then again, I don't understand why the information matters at all. Osbourn Sr. still died because he was fighting with Spiderman. I always got the feeling from Harry that that would have been enough to still blame him. Eh.