Shakespeare Disses Me.... Political Drivel...

Thou canst not say I did it: never shake
Thy gory Republican at me.

Which work of Shakespeare was the original quote from?

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Aw. Even the fake Shakespeare machine is dissing me for being Republican, as did my former Marine Biology teacher, Mr. Kelley, when I encountered him on MySpace. Ah, well. On a related note...

Hilary Clinton decided to stop by our campus yesterday evening. It explained why I suddenly saw all manner of feral beasts hissing and spitting everywhere in protest. Damn it, I want Obama to come back. He came to the neighboring campus some time back, and we didn't find out until it was too late. Obaaaaama, this little Republican has a crush on you! Cooooommmmeee baaaaacckk! Or perhaps someone I could actually vote for... McCain, you considerably less sexy bastard, come to my campus and taaaaalk to me. Politicians, pander to me now. But not you, Hilary. Never you.