James/Sirius Prequel???

So... sore... from... painting... room...

Anyway. How in this big blue world did I not know that J.K. Rowling had WRITTEN AN HP PREQUEL STARING JAMES AND SIRIUS???? I know I'm not involved in HP fandom anymore, but come on. How did news of this not trickle down to me? You guys, I'm sorry to say this, but you've really let me down on this one.

Four things of note about the prequel:

1. James and Sirius are clearly such dorks that they're out on the town wearing matching, somewhat not stealthy Order of the Phoenix t-shirts. Seriously.

2. James is riding bitch behind Sirius. Oh, yes, indeed.

3. James is amused by the unisex. Because he is a dork.

4. James/Sirius, James/Sirius, James/Sirius. Did I mention James/Sirius?