Bleach Pairing Poll...

[starvinbohemian]

Weeee. New Bleach pairing poll results.

IchiRuki still at #1, baby. Damn straight.

Ichigo/Orihime moved up the list... to #50. *Snerk* Beneath Kon/Ririn, Ichigo/Karin, and Ichigo/Nell. So, apparently the Japanese fans prefer pedophilia, incest, and plushie-sex to IchiHime. What? I don't get to be vindictively pleased? Pfft. But I shall be vindictively pleased. I shall be.

Pretty sure Kaien/Rukia moved up since last time to #33. Yay! Gorgeous, near-death flashbacks will do that.

Not surprised that Uliquiorra/Orihime is at #2. Okay, that's a lie, because I really am. But not really if one considers that bitch-slapping is such a huge fangirl turn-on. For the obvious reasons. ;)

Renji/Hinamori moved down from #4 to #6. Still a major wha??? Not opposed so much as damned confused. Is Hinamori actually some sort of Japanese-crack that's lost in translation to me? Is Stockholm Syndrome total smex over there? Must be, since she's paired with everyone.



I've said it once, and I'll say it again: the Japanese are freakin' crazy. But sometimes crazy is awesome. Like when IchiRuki tops IchiHime by 50 spots.

Comments

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Okay, I swear I left a comment, but I guess I failed at that...these polls are such cracky crack, but fun too. I don't validate my pairings by what the Japanese think, but it is harmless fun to enjoy the ones I like at high ranks or moving up. WOO Kaien/Rukia! I'm ficcing them for Bleach flashfic this month and it's a challenge, but a fun one.

[starvinbohemian.livejournal.com]

My lj eats comments for breakfast, so don't feel bad. ;)

Noooes. Why do you dangle things that I can't have yet in front of me? It's like telling an addict that he can have another hit tomorrow. I waaannnntttsss it now. *Pout*

P.S: I love how you have icons for just about every topic that comes up! :D

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Hee. I'm writing as fast as I can, I swear! And I only have until the end of the month, so that's a hard deadline.

I do my best. Paid icon add-ons + extra icons for being a longtime ljer = very yes.

[seleneharker.livejournal.com]

So, apparently the Japanese fans prefer pedophilia, incest, and plushie-sex to IchiHime.

XDDDDD Plushie-sex cracked me up... and disturbed me a little bit. But, awww, poor IchiHime, I honestly thought they would be higher in the rankings. You know, I really didn't care for UlquiHime but some fanfics have made me reconsider the pairing, it's so full of crack!

I'm very happy for 1,3 and 33 YAY!! I'll kindly ignore 6 *scowls* (it has to be because of all their backstory at the shinigami academy). Are these pairings strictly romantic? Because KenpachixYachiru, KomamuraxYachiru are putting baaaaad images in my brain ;_;.

[starvinbohemian.livejournal.com]

Don't think about it too hard, or it will scar your brain. *Rubs own brain*

It's the permanent emo-tears. They speak straight to a fangirl's heart. Of course everyone wants to vicariously cheer that sad fella up. ;)

The #50 spot didn't shock me so much as #65 last time. That was a major burn, because at the very least, they're two attractive humans who speak to each other on a regular basis. All two characters usually have to do is bump into each other in a hallway once for a million shippers to be born. Rather odd.

No idea. Everyone's calling it a "pairings poll," but probably about .001% of non-Japanese fans actually saw and understand the poll with their own eyes. So, who knows? One would kind of hope that they're not all romantic. *Shudders*

[seleneharker.livejournal.com]

I've noticed the lack of slash in the list, there's not even Yoruichi/Soifon (but there's Omaeda/Soifon? *shudders*). And I loooove that there's Aarroniro/Rukia as well as Kaien/Rukia... I'm not the only one slutting her up! I'm still trying to make my mind about Kon/Pyon- cute? disturbing? fitting?

[starvinbohemian.livejournal.com]

I loooooovvveesss me some Kon/Pyon. I'd give anything for a scene with them in the manga interacting all crack-style.

Lol! It's Rukia's own damn fault for being so awesome that you want everyone else to worship her, too. Or, at least sex her up. ;)