Really, Google? I'M the Best You've Got?

[starvinbohemian]

I find it equally amusing, annoying, and disturbing that so many of my Google searches offer up my own blog as a link. The main implication, of course, being that the things I want to find are frequently so obscure and esoteric that no one even mentions them but me.

Why for, Internet, in the virtual space where Rule #34 supposedly reigns supreme?

Ah, well.

Comments

[einarrd686.livejournal.com]

I guess Rule 34 was designed to encompass the unspeakably horrifying, not so much the mildly weird and out of the way.

So, you know, if you wanted Furry Diaper Porn you'd be all set, but if you want Dr. Watson giving the bedroom eyes to Inspector Lestrade, that would be a different story. Although now that I've thought of that, it's probably just been written. Shit.

[starvinbohemian.livejournal.com]

Oh, Maggie. There is already plenty of Watson/Lestrade lying about. But I wasn't even looking for smut!

If that's true about Rule #34, then it's been true since the invention of the Tijuana Bible. Comforting or disturbing thought? Hmn...

Furry... diaper... Ugh! Why the mental image? WHY?

[einarrd686.livejournal.com]

I needed to back up "unspeakably horrible" with something! Honestly, I think I was being nice.

[sparkleloli.livejournal.com]

The main implication, of course, being that the things I want to find are frequently so obscure and esoteric that no one even mentions them but me.


But isn't that why I decided to be your lurker on LJ? xD You are too intelligent. Bask in the smugness because even Google admits it! :D

[starvinbohemian.livejournal.com]

Aw, thanks, hon. But I wouldn't call it intelligence so much as too oddball even for Google. Yikes.

[green-amberjade.livejournal.com]

LOL! That is all kinds of awesome. And sad at the same time to know that Rule #34 is not as rock solid as I've always believed.

[starvinbohemian.livejournal.com]

Several disappointments in a row tell me that Rule #34 is a lie. I guess it all comes back to if I want something done, I've gotta do it myself. But I'm so lazy. ;)