Tainted Blood...

[starvinbohemian]

Lani and I were just rejected as blood donors. I don't know how to feel about that.

And why were we rejected? Was it because we had recently had sex with a man who had recently had sex with another man? Was it because we had shared drug needles with someone from Africa? Was it because we had recently had sex for money?

No.

It was our blood pulses. Too high.

So... It's clear that the blood-takers are fatists, and we were rejected because of our weight. But whatever, man! I wanted to save little Timmy, but I guess little Timmy is too freaking good for my blood, damn him. Whatever! I'll just keep my blood, thanks.

We've created a facebook support group for rejected blood donors in order to cope with this rejection.

Comments

[graycloud.livejournal.com]

What do you want to give blood for anyway you crazy!!

LOL!! I love how you created a new term of predjudice for the dramatization of your story. Fatist...*giggles* I'm going to have to start saying that now.

[starvinbohemian.livejournal.com]

Frankly, fattism is the only excuse for what happened to us. High blood pressure... Bah! Screw you, little Timmy!

[graycloud.livejournal.com]

Aw! I'm sure little Timmy would want your blood! I'll bet he's cursing the peron who rejected you too!

[starvinbohemian.livejournal.com]

BAH! Freaking fickle, fatist, elitist Timmy! Thinks he's too good or too skinny for my blood! FINE! I need my blood, anyway!

[go-aggies04.livejournal.com]

yes, I know exactly how you feel. I too was rejected. But not because of high blood pressure, because of low blood pressure. Can I help it if I'm not excitable? Geez.

[starvinbohemian.livejournal.com]

*Snorts* Want to join our support group? ;)

[go-aggies04.livejournal.com]

Lol, no I'm good thanks.

[frigginspaz.livejournal.com]

Oh, goodness. I'm so glad you're my cousin.

What's facebook?

[starvinbohemian.livejournal.com]

Lol. Why? Did you need a reason to protest blood donation? ;)

Facebook is a connection site for college kids.

[frigginspaz.livejournal.com]

Lol, no. Just commenting on the fact that you're just so entertaining. :P

[starvinbohemian.livejournal.com]

Well, I do try. ;)

[glassxhouses.livejournal.com]

LOL my friend is a fatist. We call him an "obesist" though. Sounds cooler.

Okay not really.

[starvinbohemian.livejournal.com]

Lol! Damn those fatist/obesists! ;D