Rukia's Song, "Kaze..."

Okay, I'm ready to offer my first-born up to anyone that can translate Rukia's Bleach Beat song, Kaze, into English for me. After an exhaustive and week-long search, I was able to find the Romaji lyrics, but no go on an English translation.

( Kaze Romaji Lyrics )

Ask any first-born, and they will tell you that they make excellent domestic slaves. It's true. You know you want one. Just translate this bitch for me, and that kid is yours, damn it. Returns totally acceptable. I'll just pop you out another one if you're unsatisfied with the first one.

Casting of Harley Quinn?

Oh, fuck that. No way. Uh-uh.

Sarah Michelle Gellar you are NOT playing Harley Quinn.

I'm still recovering from the news that Heath-sad-face-Ledger is playing the Joker.

If this is true, then not cool, Nolan. Not cool at all. However, as long as Kristen Bell keeps her grubby hands off the part, I suppose I'll survive.